"Help me! Help me!! On Sunday, the Knitter finally stuffed my middle and attached my limbs, but my ears are still not sewn in and she hasn't added the details of my face AND the baby I am made for is over a year old!! Woe is me." cried the rabbit.
Mr. Turtle sauntered over to comfort the rabbit. "Don't be blue little rabbit. It took the Knitter over fourteen months to finish me and I was a gift for her DH (a Terps fan)."
"Fourteen months?!" screamed the body of what will become a stuffed dog. "But I am destined for a baby that is due this August!"
"Our baby is coming then too!" Said the yarn and picture of the monkey project. "Will we be ready in time?" "Well, the rabbit should be done in time for its baby's wedding." With that, the rabbit promptly mooned the turtle, because as a gift for a wee one, the rabbit cannot swear.
"Pssst" whispered some Noro stash.
"We used to live in the coat closet near the computer room. Last week we heard the Knitter gasp and call for DH. She had him look at a picture of knit cuttlefish. That's a SEA CREATURE. DH thought it was cool. The Knitter than said that she could buy the pattern. It gets worse. We just moved upstairs, near the yarn closet. We caught a glimpse of Nemo. Rumor on the street has it that the Knitter used to scuba dive and Nemo was a gift from DH when they were dating."
Suddenly, an orange, non-knit fish appeared on the bed. "Hi!"
All of the knitted objects screamed at once "Ahhh! Run for you life! We are safer outside."
"Where are you going?" asked the orange fish.
"We would rather chance being attacked by birds and never finished (except for Mr. Turtle - he just had to worry about the birds) than be eaten by a cuttlefish."
The end.
P.S. from the Knitter: the knitted object's escape was thwarted by a screen. They will all lively happily ever-after - at least until I get around to buying pattern for the cuttlefish.
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